The Dating Scene

Icebreaker

Well, my launch back into the dating scene was less than amazing. Had to start somewhere. A house party, a friend of a single friend. When all your friends are still married finding a house full of singles is like finding the pot at the end of the rainbow! Having never been shy I picked out my ‘end of marriage sex therapy partner’ quickly and made lingering eye contact. This went on for a while. We then rendezvoused on  the dance floor and found that our mouths and bodies locked together very nicely. Quick introductions ( Pedro from south America) and off to his place. Pretty quick (small) and non eventful, but a body from heaven so things weren’t all bad. So that was my ice breaker. No fireworks but a deed well done.

A Friends Wedding

This took me onto a friends wedding. Not a frequent enough occurrence I have since decided. Lots of single people, lots of champagne, and all that emotion flying around.
Perfect pickup situation. An early conversation turned quickly into a joined at the hip alliance for the rest of the proceedings with no discussion needed as to what would follow. Many Champagne’s later in Sydney’s Marble Bar, some impressive dance moves, on his part, cemented the inevitable. We left.
Ending up on the spacious couch of another friend we attempted the drunken gymnastic championships, rather successfully. Some cuddling and a lift home in the morning. A very well rounded evening.

Some Tips For You

This is all very well I hear you say, but how, when , what’s the etiquette, is there any?
Well, be confident in yourself. You are amazing and wonderful and anyone is lucky to have you, remember this at all times.
 Trust you’re instincts. This is most important. Gut feelings are to be heeded. “ Doubt means don’t”- Oprah Winfrey, sometime recently.
Do not compromise. In my experience (becoming quite vast now), men, in general, will attempt the bareback entry whenever they see a glimpse of opportunity. In my recent escapades there has been only one who has produced protection without having to be asked or having first made the afore mentioned attempt.
They have an array of reasons why this will be ‘fine’ and ‘so much better’. Tough luck stud! No jacket, No entry! They take it well, they know it’s coming, but they will try.

Porch Talk - Oral

Having friends who have not been on this scene for up to 17 years I have been asked all sorts of when, where and how questions. When do you make the protection suggestion? Do you let him put it on or are you supposed to do it? I haven’t used one in 15 years, is it easy. Well  back to the old adage, practice makes perfect.
Buy some, get a cucumber (we may as well be optimistic) and practice. Once you have learned how to spot which way round they go, try putting them on with your hands. Long soft strokes, while keeping eye contact is great, so practice not looking too. Then for that really impressive feat, try putting them on with your mouth. This is well received and the disappointment of having to wear one fades almost instantly.

Place the condom in your mouth with the nipple faced inwards. Lower your mouth over the practice object and using a combination of your lips and tongue slowly roll the condom down the shaft. Depending on your capacity for depth and gag reflex, you can do this all the way down or tilt your head and wrap your tongue around the shaft to reach the base. It will take a bit of practice but the effect is very well received.

Of course if this all leaves you feeling a little nauseous (we don’t all enjoy the same things) telling him how much you love to see a man touch his own manhood is always an easy sidestep, and they always appreciate being watched.

Just be your Sassy self and enjoy yourself. Remember, you are beautiful!

Pepper Goldsmith