Sassy Quotes & Quips
Sassy pieces to bring a smile to your face and to lighten and brighten your day
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex" - Aldous Huxley
"Sex is as good as you are experiencing it or as bad as you are expecting it to be." - Abraham
"There is nothing more spiritual than that which is utterly sexual, yet there is a whole lot going on, on this planet which is sexual and not spiritual." - Abraham
"Sexual expression is the inevitable result of an eternal process of attraction and rhythmic energy flow which fuels all of life." - Conversations with God - Book 2
"Give yourself permission to LOVE yourself" - Pat Berent
" Give yourself abundant pleasure and you will have abundant pleasure to give others." - Conversations with God - Book 2
"One day, when you have a great deal of courage, you, will experience a world where making love is considered better than making war. On that day you will rejoice." - Conversation with God -Book 1
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did." - Mark Twain
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead." - Louisa May Alcott
"Live as if you like yourself, and it may happen." Marge Piercy
"The clitoris is the female sex organ, and the fact that we weren't told that when we were small children is devastating. We grow up with no information about the pleasure center of our body." Betty Dodson
"I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women." Betty Dodson
"I saw, with wonder and surprise, not the play-thing of a boy nor the weapon of a man, but a positive maypole that would have done credit to a young giant. Such a breadth of animated ivory. In short, it stood an object of terror and delight, and with no little trepidation I guided the furious battering-ram into my... It is so hard to find a dainty way of putting it, and I never cared for coarse language. I guided it into my palpitating and pleasure-thirsty channel." Fanny Hill
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times". Elizabeth Taylor
"I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day... and Fox all night" Mae West
"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong" Mae West
"In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal." Cynthia Nelms
"Anyone who knows Don Quayle knows that he would rather play golf than have sex any day." Marilyn Quayle
"Sex appeal is 50 percent what you've got and 50 percent what people think you've got" Sophia Loren
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among those is the Mercedes Benz 380SL convertible." PJ O'Rourke
'As far as I am concerned, being any gender is a drag'. Patti Smith
I feel like a million tonight - just one at a time. Mae West
A little COITUS never HOITUS. Anon
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4am. Charles Pierce
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Tom Clancy
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin
"It is a good thing I was born a woman" Dolly Parton
"She smells of the sea. She smells of rock pools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to take the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing". Jeanette Winterson
"Might I but moor Tonight in Thee!" Emily Dickinson
"I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then,
you finish off as an orgasm". Valerie Kent
"Sex without love, is nothing more than luxurious masturbation" Pepper Goldsmith
" I am in love with moistness" George Eliot
"You see Beauty where you desire to see it. You see ugliness where you are afraid to see Beauty" Anon
"Fifty men outside? I'm feeling a little tired. Send ten of them home." Mae West
"After a certain age, I found out not only did it take twice as long to rev up my motor, but it stalled frequently." Jack Lemmon
"You have bereft me of all words, lady" William Shakespeare
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." Oscar Wilde
"If you look after your sex life, the love part will look after itself." Tracey Cox
"Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again" Joseph Campbell
"There is no remedy for love but to love more". Thoreau
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions". Woody Allen
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
"Sex is emotion in motion." Mae West
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. " Drew Carey
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lanscapes, but in having new eyes". Marcel Proust
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful". Mae West
"If you don't risk anything, you risk even more". Erica Jong
"Variety is the soul of pleasure". Amira Behn
"If nobody had learned to undress, very few people would be in love." Dorothy Parker
"Habit is a great deadener". Samuel Beckett
"The doing is usually more important than the outcome, but not when it come to S-E-X". Mandy Davies-Rice
