The Mile High Club - Sex on a Plane

Hello everyone

I am in Kuala Lumpur for an hour and a half. A stopover, where I can grab a computer and pour out my thoughts about sex in the sky!!!

Tell me why do people feel the need to have sex on planes? This I find puzzling. Certainly that pokey toilet couldn't offer that much heightened excitement? Not when you would have to be a contortionist to first, arrange your clothing in a manner that your partner in aviation crime can access any of the bits you want them to. Then second, to actually acheive penetration in such a confined space so that you could actually witness the enjoyment on their face at your execution of the task.

To manage this in the 'comfort' of your seat would obviously be magnificent, but even I, travelling with 3 seats to myself , wonder about the traffic in the aisles. Never ending! Don't these people carry sleeping tablets. Yes, I was awake to witness them, as I am saving my sleep for the longer leg. But coming from me...a voyuer from way back, I really don't want to witness sweatiness and humping motion on my way to the toilets. Nor would I wish to be viewed by every passing busy body who has nothing better to do on a long flight.

 Obviously now, not only the fact that I am travelling to the mother country, but my utter disbelief and disgust at this club joining, just shows how English I am.

I myself in the past have managed a little ambidexterous action on a long haul, under cover of 'oh so natural' feeling complimentary blanket. But there was no hip wiggling or coupling to give us away.

I have not yet witnessed new or renewing members, but I have 14 hrs to go, so I will keep you posted........although I will be taking my sleeping pill....so if people want to, they can join right next to me and I'll be none the wiser.

Plane sex just doesn't seem sassy to me.

Pepper xx