Alternate Intercourse
Okay, so I wouldn’t exactly say that I am the most popular person on the planet, but I have some fantastic, hilarious and quite bizarre (in the best possible way) friends and I love nothing more than meeting new and interesting characters in a relaxed social setting.
On a recent binge of the “Tequila Kind” in one of my favourite haunts where the music is always pumping and the dance floor is, well… normally crawling with seedy womanisers, I had the pleasure of meeting the most down to earth guy, who based his sexual prowess on being a self proclaimed virgin.
At twenty-one, he is bursting with confidence, has a great job, relaxed lifestyle and believe it or not is completely satisfied sexually! (Gasp!)
His secret: A semi-strict catholic girlfriend, a rigorous oral sex life and an intense knowledge of mutual masturbation. Now, I am a pretty in your face kind of guy and I certainly have no hang-ups with asking the difficult questions by gently breaking down the barriers to expose the underlying issues.
That said, a couple of Tequilas and a Shagger Bomb (Freudian slip by an intoxicated party goer asking for a Jager Bomb) and you can kiss goodbye to subtlety as Direct Dodge takes the limelight.
So, I (of course) approached his girlfriend to discuss the over rated topic of virginity and how their relationship functions in a social setting where sex, drugs and alcohol is basically a part of growing up!
“We’re really very similar!” She proudly stated as she watched him bust some moves across the dance floor to a pop track that Michael Flatly could not hold a rhythm to!
“We’ve both come from similar backgrounds (being Catholic) and we communicate really well. When we first started dating we both discussed sex and decided that although we both liked each other…a shit load,” she interjects, “we decided that we would wait to savour intercourse for when we were married!”
I must admit, for a moment I felt so cheap and dirty! Only for a moment though! (Grin)
I really didn’t want to rain on their some what naive parade (mainly because they were so damned cute), but a little warning bell was faintly ringing in my subconscious reminding me of another friend who had hoped to do the same but came a cropper to Passion Pop and a late night swim! (Well, we’ve all been there!)
For the time being, I thought, we might just see what becomes of our two-some. With today’s peer and social pressures it doesn’t take much for one’s beliefs to be thrown to the wayside in order to conform. (I certainly hope they prove society wrong!)
At the end of what was a fantastic evening, the happy couple departed together arm in arm, most probably going home to embark on a delicious romp of oral sex and masturbation. Not a bad way to end an evening!? At least someone was going home to some tender yet amorous action!
Not this camper though, it’s back to the old work shop. You know what they say about all work and no play… “Makes Dodge an unhappy chappy!”
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Happy Loving
Dodge Taylor
