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Listen Up Men! Shavers - Shaving - Your Choice

Referring back to an article from this website about grooming and shaving of the pubic area, I realized that this was mainly aimed at the women out there. Well, I am here to say…….no demand, that this subject be brought to the attention of the male public. I for one, have had enough of this double standard.  We women are expected to trim, tease, tweeze and tidy, yet men are still getting away with unruly bushes of unsightly jungle that we are then expected to delve our way through and bury our faces into.Shavers

Well, NO MORE! There is no excuse for it any longer.

This subject was bought to head for me by a recent encounter. Not a particularly hairy guy on first sight. Attractive, well groomed, polite. Then the pants dropped and I was faced with the sheer horror of a lifetime’s growth! Never trimmed, spilling out across his lower regions like unkempt hedgerow.

I knew the object of my desire was in there somewhere but the journey that I was faced with was not for the faint hearted.
Needless to say I found it, but not until I had fought my way through the shag pile. ( And ‘yes’ before you ask, of course it went all the way down there).

I have a whole list of reasons for this to be stopped.
Firstly, and most obviously, we females have enough work to do once we get down there, we shouldn’t have to go on an expedition to get there.

Secondly, there is just no excuse anymore. If guys are afraid, for whatever reason of visiting the beauty salon, the embarrassment, the pain, well you can do it at home yourself, pain free.

Our shaver is not only for women. Very ergonomically designed, it will have you hair free in no time, fitting nicely into all those delicate areas leaving a much more inviting prospect ( and making you appear a little longer too)!

Of course it doesn’t have to all come off! Although I advise that the scrotum be hair free, as this will entice more attention. A good trim of the surrounding area is just as aesthetically pleasing and makes for a much more welcoming place to lay one’s head.

Thirdly, pubic hair is there to hold the pheromones, to help attract the opposite sex. But this dates back to the days of loin cloths, or less. Nowadays the area in question is enclosed in fabric, many times of a manmade nature. Therefore the pheromones turn feral, and repel, not attract!

So get trimming boys! Make it an inviting place to be and you may find we start visiting more often.

Pepper Goldsmith

 

 

 

 

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